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Jon Johnson's avatar

‘Robin Hood style’ - would that see Frottage living in a tree in Sherwood Forest, emerging to leave bags of coins (minus his ‘commission’ of course!) on the doorsteps of key workers?

If so, can I apply for the role of Sheriff of Nottingham?

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Tom Stoddart's avatar

I thought this was a plan to introduce mandatory national ID cards but that would have been too sensible

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